cleaning up after dinner…

Eric Singing: Peaaaaaanut, peanut butter and jelly!

Eric stops singing…

Eric: That song is a really misleading representation of how jelly is made. They don’t say anything about boiling or canning.

Eric Starts singing again: First you take the peanuts and you peel ’em, you peel ’em…

Erica interrupts: NO! It’s first you take the peanuts and you dig ’em, you dig ’em…

Eric: That’s some farm to table shit, ain’t nobody got time for that.

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Bed time routine…

I’m gonna start brushing my teeth with a big black dildo, see if you mistake my tooth brush for yours again.

-Eric

(because I accidentally used his tooth brush for the 3rd time ever in 3 years)